« Prev 1 2 3 Next » Reply Share Thread Facebook Twitter Tumblr LinkedIn MySpace Email Go to Previous Thread Next Thread Please make a selection first Author Topic: Black (Josh) (Read 488 times) Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 17:34:12 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Josh has been called to investigate a disturbance in Chicago, near the big Bean! Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 17:38:51 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Josh does the McMahon strut down the sidewalk, heading for the bean or any contact he may supposed to see there! Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 17:42:26 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top There's no one around the bean. In fact, the bean seems to be gone, instead replaced by a large black oval. Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 17:44:56 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Yowie Zowie! Where's da BEAN!?" Josh drops to his knees in desperate search. If no one reacts to his melodrama, he turns into a bloodhound to sniff the black stuff. Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 17:45:42 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top It smells like sweat and oil. Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 17:47:05 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Bark!" Gross, he scratches his nose with his front paw before shaking his head. He sees if he can track the smell anywhere else. Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 17:51:53 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top The smell is definitely coming from the bean. However, the bean seems to be very warm. Almost hot! Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 17:57:39 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Josh sniffs it again, then raises one leg to pee on it! Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 18:01:21 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top The oval slowly splits apart, revealing massive sharp teeth about two feet long each, and a long tongue! Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 18:08:38 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Josh isn't looking and therefore looks to finish his pee! Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 18:13:22 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top It turns to try and bite him in half! Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 18:23:11 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Josh barely scampers out of the way with his tail between his legs accompanied with a whine! He turns and looks back at it, barking again! Does it smell any different? Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 18:27:01 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top It smells the same! White marks start forming along the top of it, making it appear as if it's a giant head with eyes! Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 18:35:35 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top He turns into a gorilla to run up and punch it! For harambe! Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 18:40:03 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top It sticks its tongue out to wrap around him, squeezing him tight enough that it feels as if his bones will break! Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 18:43:53 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top He turns into a poisonous toad, hoping the smaller size gives him momentary more room as well as drugging up the bean face from licking him! Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 18:48:07 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top It causes him to slip out of the grasp of the tongue, which also seems to just hang there, momentarily! Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 18:53:28 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top He looks to hop up onto its face to get a better look at its eye. Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 18:57:12 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top It's a large white marking, almost like a tattoo. It should be pretty familiar, if he's looked at old mission reports. Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 19:00:22 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top He tries to think of where he's seen it before! Josh turns into an elephant, because they never forget. Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 19:03:29 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top It looks like a giant Evolution head! Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 19:09:05 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Evolution ate the bean!? He tries to knock it over with a trunk and tusk swing. Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 19:15:57 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top DID IT?! Josh is massive, and he can almost knock it over! It's tilting! And beginning to open its mouth again. Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 19:17:31 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top He tries agin before he gets bit! Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 Black (Josh) « Jan 4, 2017 19:27:48 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top It falls on its side, and Josh can see large tentacles underneath it rooting it in place. Or at least, they would be if they weren't starting to lift out of the ground. Back to Top   Reply Share Thread Facebook Twitter Tumblr LinkedIn MySpace Email Go to Previous Thread Next Thread Please make a selection first