« Prev 1 2 3 4 Next » Reply Share Thread Facebook Twitter Tumblr LinkedIn MySpace Email Go to Previous Thread Next Thread Please make a selection first Author Topic: This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) (Read 954 times) El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Feb 11, 2017 1:17:12 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Josh in fact does. A panel van with a Viking riding a unicorn painted on the side! Back to Top   Geum Jan Di Mentor Defense But that requires effort... [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 1,978 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Feb 11, 2017 19:26:44 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Jan Di glances at it, but otherwise goes to get in the driver's seat! "Nice, I hate walking." Back to Top   Savaak Puckett Mentor Intelligence Bundle of sunshine [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Gender: Posts: 1,081 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Feb 11, 2017 19:29:19 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Nice." Savaaak chuckles when she catches sight of the viking-unicorn combo. She agrees with Jan Di as she gets into the back of the van, mostly because she does not want to go into this looking like she hiked through the city. Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Feb 15, 2017 3:59:32 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Josh moves over, not giving it a second thought as he's used to Jan Di driving both literally and figuratively in their relationship. "Let's goooooooooooooo!" Back to Top   Geum Jan Di Mentor Defense But that requires effort... [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 1,978 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Feb 15, 2017 10:56:49 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Jan Di's driving carefully, but she's not respecting the speed limit by any means! She gets them there pretty fast! "Alright, we making a plan or just sending Savaak in first in all her cleavage and letting magic happen?" Back to Top   Savaak Puckett Mentor Intelligence Bundle of sunshine [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Gender: Posts: 1,081 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Feb 16, 2017 0:08:24 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top They're in one piece, which is all Savaak is asking for. She enjoys the speedy trip! "Mmm, might be better if I can pull a couple of lines out of the book, just in case." If nothing else, said magic could involve her asking for an autograph. Still, even if you live under a rock, a title like that said a lot about Marcus's ego by itself. Couldn't hurt to play nice, right? Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Feb 19, 2017 2:23:27 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Lines...lines..." Josh taps his chin. "Tell him--no, not that one. How about--nah, not dirty enough. 'I'm Asian so I I'll eat your cat.' Wait that doesn't apply. How about 'do you believe in karma? Cause I know some great karma-sutra positions.'" Back to Top   Geum Jan Di Mentor Defense But that requires effort... [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 1,978 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Feb 20, 2017 18:12:17 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Hah. That's good." Jan Di chuckles. "Or like: what time do you get off? Mind if I watch?" Yeah that's leading him on but they need to hook him quick, right? There's bound to be other girls there, trying. Back to Top   Savaak Puckett Mentor Intelligence Bundle of sunshine [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Gender: Posts: 1,081 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Feb 22, 2017 0:19:04 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Savaak waits with patience while Josh tries to think of something, nodding when he did come up with one he approved it. "Nice. I'll have to remember it for later." She chuckled and peeked out the window, her thoughts along the same lines as Jan Di. There were bound to be other girls there, fangirls and money leeches and other varieties. She'd have competition, but Savaak was confident in her ability to keep his attention. "But book likes would also be good. It's his book, right? What if he asks what my favorite part is or something?" Boobs vs. Ego Stroke: the ultimate battle? Nah, but it could be something that comes up. Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Feb 22, 2017 0:22:45 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "..." Josh pauses and thinks. Then looks at both of them. "I never read his book. Though, I'd bet money neither did he." Back to Top   Geum Jan Di Mentor Defense But that requires effort... [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 1,978 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Feb 22, 2017 17:58:42 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "And from what I heard, he has a habit of making stuff up and then believing it. I bet you could just say anything and tell him it's from his book and he'd believe you 100%. Just be like 'I loved the part where you saved ten kittens from a burning building!' And he'll tell you all about that fake memory." Which makes this all the easier. Back to Top   Savaak Puckett Mentor Intelligence Bundle of sunshine [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Gender: Posts: 1,081 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Feb 24, 2017 20:49:55 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Works for me." Savaak nods, figuring that would be the easier part of the night from the sound of things. Please let it be that simple. She smooths imaginary wrinkles from her shirt with a nod and sly smile. "Time to get this party started, then." Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 2, 2017 3:59:04 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Josh opens the car door for her! Back to Top   Geum Jan Di Mentor Defense But that requires effort... [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 1,978 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 2, 2017 19:37:00 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Jan Di opens her own door and starts heading for the building. She'll let Savaak go in first, but otherwise has a good look around inside. Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 2, 2017 20:11:00 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Even though it's been years since he's been really "active", there's still a long line of people out the door waiting for Markus' signature on their copies of the book! Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 8, 2017 0:08:20 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Shit. This is gonna take a while." Josh looks up the line to see if he can get a view of Markus. Back to Top   Savaak Puckett Mentor Intelligence Bundle of sunshine [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Gender: Posts: 1,081 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 12, 2017 23:28:00 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Savaak raises a brow at the line with a thoughtful hum. This would probably take a while. Probably a good thing Markus wasn't super sharp, or she'd have to sneak-read in that line. "I might be able to bump up a couple spots, depending." Probably not if they're all sad stay at home soccer moms though. She's got the goods on display; she could wing it. Though she does try to get a better look at Markus and see if he's got her competition flocking to him yet. Back to Top   Geum Jan Di Mentor Defense But that requires effort... [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 1,978 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 12, 2017 23:31:21 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Hold on, I got this." Jan Di says, cracking her fingers. Whatever bugs are hiding in this building will suddenly start crawling all over the ladies in line. At least the ones inside. If they freak out and lose their spots, it'll make the wait shorter. Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 12, 2017 23:37:02 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Markus can be seen sitting at the table inside, two security guards on each side of it. Ants and spiders crawl along the women in line, who squeal and scream, heading outside! It's pretty shocking, all things considered. There's nearly no one left in line. Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 12, 2017 23:44:08 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Gross!" Josh seems pleased with this, and goes to high five Jan Di! Back to Top   Geum Jan Di Mentor Defense But that requires effort... [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 1,978 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 12, 2017 23:56:54 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Jan Di grins and high fives Josh! That worked maybe a bit TOO well but it was funny. "All yours, Savaak." Jan Di would walk in after her, making sure the focus is her--er. Well the cleavage anyway. Back to Top   Savaak Puckett Mentor Intelligence Bundle of sunshine [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Gender: Posts: 1,081 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 13, 2017 0:10:10 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Somewhere deep inside, Savaak is cackling. Outwardly, she just grins at Jan Di and feigns shock as suddenly there's an ocean of ladies around her rushing outside. "I owe you, Jan Di." Sje chuckled and entered the store like she owned it, noting that there were barely any signs of a line now. She smoothed her shirt free of imaginary wrinkles and put on her sunshine grin, which wasn't hard with as pleased as she was with how this was turning out. She'll make sure that same expression - and her boobs - are ready when it's her turn. Unless it's someone who's talking Markus's ear off. Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,584 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 13, 2017 0:10:25 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top As they enter, the only people ahead of them are a few guys, including one fat one who's just talking away to Markus, who clearly isn't listening. Instead, he looks towards the new arrivals, and just stares at Savaak's chest. Back to Top   El Sensei Sensei El Jefe I control the universe! [send pm] Joined: July 2009 Posts: 28,490 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 13, 2017 0:27:16 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Hey, maybe you should fondle Savaak in front of Markus. You know. To get his attention." Smooth. Back to Top   Geum Jan Di Mentor Defense But that requires effort... [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 1,978 This place sucks. Let's get a better one. (Josh/Rhett/OPEN) « Mar 13, 2017 0:29:17 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Hm? I guess. I think he's already looking, though." She shrugs and walks up behind Savaak. And gropes her chest. "Sorry." Back to Top   Reply Share Thread Facebook Twitter Tumblr LinkedIn MySpace Email Go to Previous Thread Next Thread Please make a selection first