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« Aug 11, 2019 14:47:14 GMT -6 »
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Abby would take a breath as Shamino rolled away.

"That right there...is an intimidating man..."

Undefeated...


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« Aug 11, 2019 14:51:29 GMT -6 via mobile »
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Jackkiller’s mind changes, and he rushes forward, grabbing Odin around the neck and one arm.

“Scum. Time for you to see what a legend is made of. Take this Rock Bottom!”

He goes to give Odin a glorious slam that would definitely, for sure, absolutely send him through the roof, the school, and into the basement.

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« Aug 11, 2019 15:22:11 GMT -6 via mobile »
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"This is my chance!"

Johnkai crouches down, his slightly toned, slightly worked on calves are easily visible to Abs Ling Xiao as he propels himself upward. He fights the gravity of the planet and rises high, similar to him pushing through towards his goals of being the best and getting a girlfriend. As he launches himself, now seems like a good time to talk about what he was wearing:

He was wearing a pair of white shorts and a blue shirt. He kept his hair up by wearing a headband across his forehead, but he didn't really need it, it was just pretty stylish and cool. Additionally he had on some arm fabric things that are hard to explain but they were white. His legs were bandaged and he had a Starbucks coffee in his left hand. His legs were kind of bandaged and he had on a pair of shoes ((ooc: yeah I know I said they were bandaged twice but it really wanna get the point across)).

As Johnkai rises in the air, he contemplates how he got to this point. His motivations to become the best fighter in Varron were always thwarted by his many rivals, so he needed to find a way to prove himself. How could he do that? Maybe this was his chance and he could unlock his hidden potential as a potential top fighter. But only if he could make this jump count!!

As Jackiller breaks a hole into the roof, Johnkai begins his descent first by doing a front flip and removing a secret kunai from his Starbies cup. As he begins to fall, the wind hits his face and he chuckled to himself.

"I'm the best."

Part of his stomach is exposed while he is falling and people can check out his six pack if they want to.

He follows the two men into the hole! As he is about to land he jumps a second time in the air, effectively double jumping and landing on the ground safely. He would wipe the bangs off of his face and throw the kunai at Odin!

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« Aug 11, 2019 17:36:33 GMT -6 via Tapatalk »
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((Haha fuck off Kyle))

The rock bottom sends Odin through several floors and into the basement! He’s about to get up when he’s hit with a kunai!

“I can’t move, you hit me right in my chakra! If this was a fight I would win, but since you’re playing dirty I won’t reply anymore.” He crosses his arms as he lays on his back not getting up.

Abs Ling Xiao blinks and finds herself chained to the floor in the basement Princess Leia style. The men hear a slow clap as a wheelchair rolls out of the shadow.

“I see you’ve found my lair...I see no reason to continue this farce. Behold, Kvist!” He stands up, putting on a mask that muffles his voice.

He starts telling them about his master plan and gesturing to Abs but not a single word is heard.



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« Aug 12, 2019 11:04:48 GMT -6 »
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"Kvist... one of my many arch enemies..."

Jackkiller Painkaila grits his teeth, hands clenching into fists as he glares at the masked man. There was nothing he could do... Kvist sharpened his fingernails, they were deadly weapons. How could he compete?

There must be something he can use to even the playing field.

Quickly, he heads to the side to grab a rock and throw it, nailing a nearby tree and forcing it to drop a beehive.

Perfect distraction!

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« Aug 12, 2019 13:23:57 GMT -6 »
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Rabby looks around in fear, lowering her head in shame as she realizes she's been caught by that smooth criminal Kvist for like the 20th time.

"Let my family go!" she cries out, even though he doesn't even say anything about that. It was probably in his muffled monologue???

Either way. She's tied up. There is nothing she can do. Ever. It's over.


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« Aug 12, 2019 23:30:21 GMT -6 »
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As the scene transitions and everyone looks around their surroundings, Johnkai finds a mirror, but he's no longer Johnkai, now he's Jhora. He tries to run toward Kvist but falls over his comically large shoes (that Adidas brand). His coffee falls on the floor.

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« Aug 13, 2019 11:04:58 GMT -6 via Tapatalk »
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They somehow find both a mirror and and a tree in the basement!

The beehive falls, distracting Kvist as Jora trips, throwing the coffee into his face. The sweetness of the coffee only attracts the bees and soon he has a face full of bees, but at the same time Rabby can see the bees falling to the dominant mind of Kvist. His twisted mind far superior to that of insects. They are now his weapon.

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« Aug 13, 2019 11:34:09 GMT -6 »
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Jackkiller Painkaila rushes forward, looking to clothesline Kvist from the protection of his trenchcoat!

This was it. His moment to shine.

Now he'll be...

...legendary.

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« Aug 13, 2019 13:38:19 GMT -6 »
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"Please help me bees! And anyone who is within hearing range! Kvist is a bad guy!" Ransinthe would beg sweetly.

All Ransinthe ever had to do was tell people Kvist was bad and they would line up to kill him with no questions asked.

Everyone was her weapon.


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« Aug 14, 2019 1:47:16 GMT -6 via mobile »
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"Not the bees!"

Jora shouted as he flailed around the room. If only he could deal with them in some capacity...a thought springing to mind through the pain.

Jora sticks his hand out to summon his newly acquired keyblade! If successful he'd use fire magic to burn the bees away!

In a moment of clarity, John questioned what was going on!!?

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« Aug 14, 2019 13:01:05 GMT -6 »
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"Bees, Coffee, Keyblades...wow this timeline didn't make that much sense. Its all very too long, didn't read..."

Abnegazar comments as the bees attack on Rabby's command, coupled by Jackilla's legendary clothesline! Jora's keyblade attack hits Kvist's mask, causing him to explode!

"Uh, lets try something else." Ab snaps his fingers and they are relocated.

Universe #1414: Arcane Academy


John, Jack, and Abby find themselves slowly losing grip on their past lives, and find their personalities merging into something new...

(Describe your characters here, as I'm not as familiar)

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« Aug 14, 2019 13:06:23 GMT -6 »
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Jack just stands there, mystified.

(I wasn't there)

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« Aug 14, 2019 20:55:06 GMT -6 via mobile »
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Mayon is a magic user at the academy. He uses sheets of paper with alchemical circles drawn into them to perform alchemy on the objects around him.

John is the director of Paradigm Academy and has no idea what's going on or what he's wearing (a long read trenchcoat and white gloves).

"I was just..wasn't I? Did I get attacked by bees?"

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« Aug 14, 2019 21:18:31 GMT -6 »
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Excel is a French Shaman who can do all manner of Shaman stuff. Also she's like...12.

Absinthe is in a frilly pink dress...which means she's obviously back to normal. She's thinking about the French language more than usual but that's basically still more or less her personality.

"Oh thank goodness that's over..."


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« Aug 15, 2019 8:05:45 GMT -6 via Tapatalk »
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Excinthe is also 12, but she looks 10! Je suis Fucke!

Mayohn drops a shit ton of papers out of his coat!

Jack’s hand is translucent, like he’s starting to fade away!

“Uh oh, better yet to the climax quick, looks like someone doesn’t have a counterpart on this universe!” Ab says just before they can hear a man walking up behind them!

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« Aug 15, 2019 8:43:35 GMT -6 »
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"Bees, and... uh. UHHHHHHH."

Jack looks very alarmed at his hand disappearing, and turns to look at whoever is walking up behind them!

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« Aug 15, 2019 9:22:23 GMT -6 »
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What is this Eval- I mean whoooaaa.

Absel would look at Jack and shock, before looking at Ab-not-sinthe with a frown.

"Where's the climax, then!?"

Wait.


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« Aug 16, 2019 2:41:55 GMT -6 via mobile »
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"Aaah"

Mayohn rushes to grab his papers!.

"A bit premature of me."

John mutters to himself before glancing at the approaching man!

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« Aug 16, 2019 9:24:55 GMT -6 via Tapatalk »
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“Right here!” The man relies to Absel as he grabs and fondles Jack’s manhood.

“It is with I, Winklewood! Behold the magic of orgasms that only come with the uncomfortable power of sexual assault!” Jack doesn’t want to like it, but he does! It’s magic!

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« Aug 16, 2019 9:27:20 GMT -6 »
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"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Jack swats at the man's grabbing.

Doesn't matter that he likes it, he refuses to be considered the "easy Jack" ever again.

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« Aug 16, 2019 11:05:04 GMT -6 »
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Absel runs over to Winklewood so she can give him the strongest of baby slaps you could hope for from a 12-year-old-that-looks-10.

"DON'T DO THAT!!"


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« Aug 16, 2019 13:20:58 GMT -6 via mobile »
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Witnessing Jack get assaulted, Mayon grabs one of the sheets from the ground and slaps it onto a wall! With a clap of his hands he would transmutate a stone fist and send it flying for the assailant!

"Don't worry! The world's best alchemist is here!"

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« Aug 16, 2019 13:43:11 GMT -6 via Tapatalk »
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Jack swats his hand but when Absel goes to smack him he grabs her wrist, turning her around and grinding on her!

“Okay...I’ll do this!”

Until he’s hit with a stone fist, knocking him away!

“I don’t enjoy THIS kind of fisting...!”

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« Aug 16, 2019 13:45:16 GMT -6 via mobile »
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“Atta boy.... John?”

Jack hopes that’s who it is.

He goes to shock the fuck out of their opponent. Nobody grinds on his ten year old wife.

No one.

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