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Johnkai crouches down, his slightly toned, slightly worked on calves are easily visible to Abs Ling Xiao as he propels himself upward. He fights the gravity of the planet and rises high, similar to him pushing through towards his goals of being the best and getting a girlfriend. As he launches himself, now seems like a good time to talk about what he was wearing:
He was wearing a pair of white shorts and a blue shirt. He kept his hair up by wearing a headband across his forehead, but he didn't really need it, it was just pretty stylish and cool. Additionally he had on some arm fabric things that are hard to explain but they were white. His legs were bandaged and he had a Starbucks coffee in his left hand. His legs were kind of bandaged and he had on a pair of shoes ((ooc: yeah I know I said they were bandaged twice but it really wanna get the point across)).
As Johnkai rises in the air, he contemplates how he got to this point. His motivations to become the best fighter in Varron were always thwarted by his many rivals, so he needed to find a way to prove himself. How could he do that? Maybe this was his chance and he could unlock his hidden potential as a potential top fighter. But only if he could make this jump count!!
As Jackiller breaks a hole into the roof, Johnkai begins his descent first by doing a front flip and removing a secret kunai from his Starbies cup. As he begins to fall, the wind hits his face and he chuckled to himself.
"I'm the best."
Part of his stomach is exposed while he is falling and people can check out his six pack if they want to.
He follows the two men into the hole! As he is about to land he jumps a second time in the air, effectively double jumping and landing on the ground safely. He would wipe the bangs off of his face and throw the kunai at Odin!
The rock bottom sends Odin through several floors and into the basement! He’s about to get up when he’s hit with a kunai!
“I can’t move, you hit me right in my chakra! If this was a fight I would win, but since you’re playing dirty I won’t reply anymore.” He crosses his arms as he lays on his back not getting up.
Abs Ling Xiao blinks and finds herself chained to the floor in the basement Princess Leia style. The men hear a slow clap as a wheelchair rolls out of the shadow.
“I see you’ve found my lair...I see no reason to continue this farce. Behold, Kvist!” He stands up, putting on a mask that muffles his voice.
He starts telling them about his master plan and gesturing to Abs but not a single word is heard.
Jackkiller Painkaila grits his teeth, hands clenching into fists as he glares at the masked man. There was nothing he could do... Kvist sharpened his fingernails, they were deadly weapons. How could he compete?
There must be something he can use to even the playing field.
Quickly, he heads to the side to grab a rock and throw it, nailing a nearby tree and forcing it to drop a beehive.
As the scene transitions and everyone looks around their surroundings, Johnkai finds a mirror, but he's no longer Johnkai, now he's Jhora. He tries to run toward Kvist but falls over his comically large shoes (that Adidas brand). His coffee falls on the floor.
They somehow find both a mirror and and a tree in the basement!
The beehive falls, distracting Kvist as Jora trips, throwing the coffee into his face. The sweetness of the coffee only attracts the bees and soon he has a face full of bees, but at the same time Rabby can see the bees falling to the dominant mind of Kvist. His twisted mind far superior to that of insects. They are now his weapon.
"Bees, Coffee, Keyblades...wow this timeline didn't make that much sense. Its all very too long, didn't read..."
Abnegazar comments as the bees attack on Rabby's command, coupled by Jackilla's legendary clothesline! Jora's keyblade attack hits Kvist's mask, causing him to explode!
"Uh, lets try something else." Ab snaps his fingers and they are relocated. Universe #1414: Arcane Academy
John, Jack, and Abby find themselves slowly losing grip on their past lives, and find their personalities merging into something new...
(Describe your characters here, as I'm not as familiar)
Excel is a French Shaman who can do all manner of Shaman stuff. Also she's like...12.
Absinthe is in a frilly pink dress...which means she's obviously back to normal. She's thinking about the French language more than usual but that's basically still more or less her personality.
Excinthe is also 12, but she looks 10! Je suis Fucke!
Mayohn drops a shit ton of papers out of his coat!
Jack’s hand is translucent, like he’s starting to fade away!
“Uh oh, better yet to the climax quick, looks like someone doesn’t have a counterpart on this universe!” Ab says just before they can hear a man walking up behind them!
“Right here!” The man relies to Absel as he grabs and fondles Jack’s manhood.
“It is with I, Winklewood! Behold the magic of orgasms that only come with the uncomfortable power of sexual assault!” Jack doesn’t want to like it, but he does! It’s magic!
Witnessing Jack get assaulted, Mayon grabs one of the sheets from the ground and slaps it onto a wall! With a clap of his hands he would transmutate a stone fist and send it flying for the assailant!
"Don't worry! The world's best alchemist is here!"