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« Oct 18, 2015 4:37:44 GMT -6 »
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Bahram is in the cafeteria, sitting across from a group of three junior agents. These three want to play bullshit with him, betting small things from quarters to chicken nuggets. He isn't a fan of card games, but he decides to humor them.

"Two eights," he says, putting two cards face down.
"Bullshit," they call.

Checking the cards, they groan, as they're his last two. They frown, handing him one chicken nugget each before taking off, upset.

"Better luck next time, children."

And so he continues to enjoy his lunch, while sorting his deck.

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« Oct 18, 2015 10:11:53 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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Eric plops down next to the other Junior Agents after seeing them all lose part of their lunch.

"You can't just watch him and your cards."

He nudges one.

"You gotta play the group, see who else thinks it may be bullshit before dropping your verdict. Its not just your hand of cards versus his."

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« Oct 18, 2015 10:14:23 GMT -6 »
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Bahram doesn't look up, but he's smiling at the first rational thought he's heard today!

"In for a game?" he asks, motioning to the three chicken nuggets he just won. If Eric sits, the three other agents will, with him! They want their nuggets back. But more than that, they want their pride.

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« Oct 18, 2015 12:07:24 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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"Hmmmm."

He would look between the Senior Agent to the Junior Agents considering on if he wanted to take the dive.

"Well I'm not really interested in chicken nuggets. But I would hate to see my new friends here cheated."

He shrugged.

"What the Hell, I'm in."


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« Oct 30, 2015 22:50:18 GMT -6 »
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(2000 years later.)

Bahram smiles. He's not particularly interested in chicken nuggets, either, but this certainly much more fun than it deserves to be.

"Take a seat then, Phillips."

As Eric is seated, Bahram finishes shuffling his deck. He then deals the cards, clockwise, starting with one of the three from before.

The first man puts down two ones.

The second puts down one two.

The third claims to put down one three, but puts down another two.

It's Eric's turn!

Bahram just watches with a grin.

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« Oct 30, 2015 22:52:41 GMT -6 »
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Eric looks down at his cards and eyes the rest of the table before sliding down two cards face down.

"Two fours."

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« Oct 30, 2015 23:14:46 GMT -6 »
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"One five."

One six, which is really another five.

Two sevens.

One eight.

Bahram just smiles.

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« Oct 30, 2015 23:20:02 GMT -6 »
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"Bullshit."

He calls on the six. Smiling back at Bahram.

"There is a saying I've always loved."

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