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Eric had dropped a line with Clyde and Emery to meet him in conference room number one. It was time to set the plans in motion. Soon they would start the epic prank wars and they would make Matt and his stupid chiseled jaw sorry! He even got a white board for the occasion. On it was a crude map of Paradigm drawn on it with several lines and marks on it!
He glances at the white board with interest, before shrugging and taking a seat. Presumably Eric wanted him here for some reason, and as crazy as the kid is, he is kind of fun to hang around with, so Emery is happy enough to go along with things.
Emery covers another yawn, but perks up a little at the idea of playing pranks. Never ending school work gets pretty boring, pretty quickly.
He shoots a curious look at Clyde. "Hi. I don't think we've actually met properly, yet. I'm Emery. This idiot keeps me around, because I'm good at saving his ass."
Eric shook his head at Emery's bragging, but didn't deny or confirm it. Instead he slapped a picture of Matt up on the board.
"This is our target."
He moves so they can get a good look. Pulling a laser pointer out of his pocket.
"The plan is simple but requires each of our skills and access."
The laser pointer would move to the center of the courtyard where there was an X and a circle drawn.
"Clyde. I need you to get Matt to this position and make sure his focus is on you. Really, the more people you can get looking at both of you the better. Once his attention is firmly on you and we have enough witnesses I will open a portal and drop dozens of rotten eggs on him."
The pointer moved to Matt's pod.
"Emery, your ability and the fact that you are his roommate gives you a unique access to the second phase of the plan. While he is getting egged we need you to infiltrate your bathroom and stuff the shower head with bullion cubes. This way when he goes to take a shower it will be soup instead."
"Publicly yes. Think about it Clyyyyyyyyde. You got a bunch of people looking at you and all of a sudden you get egged. But not just egged. Rotten eggs. You smell bad. Everyone sees you covered and in rotten muck. And then you finally get back to your pod to shower and clean off. And bam! You are taking a soup shower!"
"I agree. So Clyyyyyyde I need you to have Matt in position in exactly 1 hour. That will give Emery more than enough time to get the shower done. I trust you can get enough eyes on you though Clyyyyyde?"