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« Nov 3, 2015 4:56:14 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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"Not on purpose!"

She gets up and looks around, blushing despite no one else being around.

"Stop talking like that!" She nudge kicks him in the side!

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« Nov 3, 2015 7:19:10 GMT -6 »
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He rolls with the kick, not really feeling it but understanding the intent behind it.

A moment of deep breathing.

When he feels like the millions of souls within his nethers have settled, he finally stands back up. And then he just stares intensely at her.

"... I do have to say that was probably the coolest nut-shot I've ever seen."

And the most painful.

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« Nov 3, 2015 7:47:53 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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She stares intensely back.

Then slowly.

Deliberately.

She puts her hand up for a high five.

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« Nov 3, 2015 8:04:07 GMT -6 »
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Arman high-fives that hand probably harder than necessary.

Still though, that gave him a pretty weird idea.

"So, that stretchy thing - how does it affect your pain tolerance?"

He struggles with the word "tolerance".

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« Nov 3, 2015 8:14:18 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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It makes a loud also but she doesn't seem too concerned!

"Pretty good I guess. I'm a big baby about needles and sharp stuff, but I can get hit okay. My insides can get jumbled around so hard it can hurt sometimes though."



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« Nov 3, 2015 8:17:28 GMT -6 »
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"So let's say a dude with super strength throws you at the ground or a wall and you rebound like you did for that nut-shot. Think you could handle that alright?"

He has no idea how effective it would be as far as practical use, but Arman's just excited to see it play out. And maybe throw her.

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« Nov 3, 2015 8:23:49 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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She shrugs with a nod.

"Yeah, I bounce pretty good." She narrows her eyes at him as she points.

"But don't do it without asking or I'll sock you."

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« Nov 3, 2015 8:26:44 GMT -6 »
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Instinctively, his hands hover over his jewels in a defensive motion. Leave them alone, white she-devil.

"We should see just how much force you can pack from that. I got a mean pitch when I'm hurt.

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« Nov 3, 2015 8:37:10 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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"Well, okay. But no funny business got it?"

She preys on his fears and fakes a groin kick!

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« Nov 5, 2015 0:50:57 GMT -6 »
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He flinches, frowning when he realizes it's a fake.

"Funny. I'll punt you, lady." Not sure if serious.

He takes a few steps back and holds his arms out, then gestures for her to run to him.

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« Nov 5, 2015 0:58:41 GMT -6 »
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She gives a 'fuck it' shrug and runs at him!

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« Nov 5, 2015 6:04:09 GMT -6 »
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When she's close enough, he snatches her by the waist, spins twice, and then fastball pitches her at the floor!

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« Nov 5, 2015 18:30:10 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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"Oh gawd...!" She tucks herself into a human shaped ball, bouncing off the floor and hitting the ceiling before pin balling around the room a few times!

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« Nov 6, 2015 5:07:06 GMT -6 »
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"HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME."

He's just watching with an unreasonably huge smile on his face.

"YOUR POWER IS THE BEST POWER IN EXISTENCE."

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When she stops bouncing she ends up rolling on the floor until she sprawls out on her back.

"Yeah...man..."

She sits up suddenly, hand covering her mouth like she's gonna hurl.

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« Nov 7, 2015 4:10:19 GMT -6 »
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Arman goes and retrieves a broken bot head for her to throw up in!

"Please don't do that. You're killin' the good vibes, lady."

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She holds up a finger like she's going to be okay, then shakes her head and throws up in it!

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« Nov 7, 2015 4:20:08 GMT -6 »
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"That bile is leaving your stomach like the excitement has left my soul."

It's unsure of whether he's serious or teasing, but he just holds it there until she's done throwing up.

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« Nov 7, 2015 4:30:47 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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"That's some fancy talk for a big idiot like you." She shoves his arm as she sits up, groaning.

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« Nov 7, 2015 4:37:46 GMT -6 »
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He may or may not have known what "bile" meant.

"Want another go? Maybe this time you'll man u-- I mean, woman up."

He wiggles his eyebrows.

He doesn't know why he's wiggling his eyebrows.

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« Nov 7, 2015 14:59:46 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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"Do you try and be this creepy?" She asks as she stands up, nodding the go ahead.

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« Nov 14, 2015 2:45:16 GMT -6 »
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"It's a gift," he responds, once again launching Skylar at the floor, only harder!

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« Nov 14, 2015 3:30:29 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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She bounces a lot faster and harder! She rebounds off the corner at Arman!

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« Nov 14, 2015 4:07:45 GMT -6 »
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He's too caught up in the moment he just stands there like a bulwark! *shot*

Arman does cover his nuts, though.

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She smashes into his face like a cannon ball!

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