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« Nov 5, 2015 19:03:33 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB BIRDS!!!"


Time...4:24 AM

Location...Paradigm Academy Campus

Status...Enraged

Objective...Eliminate All Birds!!1!!1!


Another early morning at Paradigm Academy, and as usual something odd is happening. This time it's a small one-eyed orbital robot chasing around birds just as the sun begins to rise. The littlest robot has been chasing these birds for nearly 15 minutes. No progress has been made, the only thing that has been made is noise. And a lot of it.

"YOU'RE STUPID! I HATE ALL OF YOU! I'M GOING TO MAKE A GUMBO OUT OF YOU! GUMBIRD!!!"

The birds only respond to Afano's words with squaks of fear and retreat. They know not of Afano's true rage for their mere existance. And to be quite honest Afano isn't sure either. He knows only one thing. Birds are dumb.
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« Nov 6, 2015 7:12:36 GMT -6 » 		Quote

This night, Susan could not sleep, so she got up, got dressed and wondered outside. It was very early... like 4 something AM. Susan just walked around, actually, waiting for the sun to rise.

Noon, she heard sounds in the distance... She soon sway the scence. The little robot, yelling at the birds and chansing them. She walked towards the scence, not too sleepy anymore.



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« Nov 6, 2015 16:28:42 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"YOU! PERSON!"

scanning...

"Ms. Hunt! You need to help me with this...INFESTATION!"

Afano sprouts little metal arms from his sides and breaks a good sized branch off a tree. Without warning Afano tosses the branch at Susan with the expectation that she'll catch it.

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« Nov 6, 2015 16:49:23 GMT -6 » 		Quote

Susan waches the angry robot, almost yell and break off a tree branch. Afano tossed it t her and she barely had time to catch it. She took two steps towards the birds, gently swinging the branch. "I just hope we are not too loud for such early hours. " Susan commented to Afano.


(i will let you play the birds if you like :P )




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« Nov 6, 2015 17:03:20 GMT -6 » 		Quote
The birds take off into another tree in response!

"AHAHA! Take that birds! I have an ally now!"

Afano waves Susan over to the next tree and starts trying to shake the tree to no avail.

"Early? It's LATE!!! I should've been done with these wing-rats TWO HOURS AGO!"

Afano's tree shaking gets more frantic, but his little baby arms are too weak.

"They just keep going in circles! They won't leave! I could kill them and cook them but then I'd have the health board on my back. Why are they so DUMB!?!?"

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« Nov 6, 2015 17:56:56 GMT -6 » 		Quote
" Yes... they can be really dumb... but it is 4:27 AM... in the early morming Afano... your yelling might wake up others who are still trying to sleep. " She said as she smoved to the tree. She grabs in and wonders if her enhanced strenght will avtually move the tree. She drops the branch and gets a hold of the tree. She gathers her strenght to try and shake it. "And i would strongly recoment again cooking them... it would not be too healthy for others. " Susan comments, smirking slightly.

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