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« Dec 13, 2015 22:46:35 GMT -6 »
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"You can get me back on the next one." she winks, standing up and looking towards him.

She's not entirely sure how this works.

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« Dec 13, 2015 22:51:44 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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"Done." He takes off his jacket, throwing it on the other side of her bed before he changes his poster. He stands too straight, puffing out his chest as he walks around the bed, shifting his hips dramatically with every step.

He bends and snaps to pick up nothing, turning and looking at Enya like he did indeed have something.

"WOW. I didn't think anyone left these out in their living room!" His jaw drops in shock!

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« Dec 13, 2015 22:59:38 GMT -6 »
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Enya's trying so hard not to laugh throughout the entire thing. She's just staring with wide eyes and a smile that's struggling to keep her laughter contained.

After a breath, she seems to be able to settle down.

"It was the will of the LORD!" she says in her most inspired tone. "You should give those twenties to me so that you may be blessed! And CURED!"

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« Dec 13, 2015 23:03:06 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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He pretends to sniff the money in his hand that isn't there.

"Honey, I know where these bills have been stashed and it ain't been the house of the lord."

He gestures to putting them in his waistband.



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« Dec 13, 2015 23:13:35 GMT -6 »
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Enya makes the sign of the cross at him. Aggressively. You could say she hasn't 'researched' much on televangelists.

"For a simple donation of said money, you will be granted happiness and all your STI's will be cured!"

She turns to an invisible camera.

"AND YOU TOO COULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS HOLY OFFER! SEND ALL CASH DONATIONS TO POD 3!"

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« Dec 13, 2015 23:18:20 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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Either has Silas, but he thought she was doing pretty good.

"Oh, HELL no!" He puts a hand on his hip and finger wags, moving over to Enya's side and looking at the 'camera' as well.

He's about to continue when the timer goes off on his wrist, to which he stops and looks at the book again.

"I figure it's best if we don't overplay any one role, so a couple minutes is what o set it to. Critiques?"

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« Dec 13, 2015 23:20:08 GMT -6 »
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"Absolutely none. I think Catty Showgirl should be in your repertoire on missions." she finally lets herself laugh.

"You're so good!!"

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« Dec 13, 2015 23:24:34 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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Silas frowns, but it looks like one he's doing to keep from smiling.

"Well...I don't think it will come in that handy. Here lets do 'man returns home to woman late.' What about personas?"

He looks for one for her.

"Your evangelist was entertaining. And accurate, from what I've seen."

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« Dec 13, 2015 23:33:08 GMT -6 »
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She claps her hands together!

"That's great! Because all I know about them are the scandals!"

She bounces over to the book and looks through the personas.

"Think you're in a martial arts film!"

That was a nicer one, this time.

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He exhales out his nose. That was an easy one. He points in the book.

"You're an insecure fashion model."

He moves over to her closet, as he doesn't want to risk using her bedroom door in case Rebecca or Eric were home.

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« Dec 13, 2015 23:37:51 GMT -6 »
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Enya waits for him to get out of the closet.

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« Dec 13, 2015 23:40:42 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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He kicks open the door, standing dramatically as his lips don't sync up with his words.

"Woman. I have returned."

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« Dec 13, 2015 23:44:42 GMT -6 »
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That was a nice touch! Despite saying it wasn't about comedy, Silas had a knack for it!

Enya would run over to him before throwing herself to the floor and hugging his leg. In a flattering pose, and capturing the light just right...

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" she exclaims, her voice cracking from emotion! "You've been seeing another woman haven't you?! Because I gained that pound this morning when I decided to have breakfast!"

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He palms her face, making a kung fu sound effect when he does, followed by pushing her away as he does another sound effect.

"Indeed, I have." More non lip syncing.

"Princess Snake Venom had tried to get my heart. But all she received was my fist." He holds it up!

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« Dec 13, 2015 23:59:28 GMT -6 »
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Enya rolls away gracefully from the push, standing up and leaning against the wall in a new pose.

"I can't believe this! I can't do anything right!"

She makes a new pose and looks nervous!

"If I wasn't so pale and short I could probably take your heart...and your fist."

She starts to make crying noises. As much as she wishes she could cry on command, she doesn't even cry when the situation calls for it so...

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"Fool!" He looks away from her.

"A thousand women cannot tame this fist." He moves over to her and grabs her hand, placing it on his chest.

"...But you have tamed this heart."

The timer goes off!

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« Dec 14, 2015 1:15:11 GMT -6 »
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Enya is all smiles once it does, happy to keep her hand there.

"How romantic."

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He clears his throat, not exactly moving away though he looks at the book.

"...a new scene? It's your turn."

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« Dec 14, 2015 1:27:14 GMT -6 »
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"Stuck in an elevator." she says, not even bothering to look at the book.

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"And you're on your way to work but realize you forgot to get dressed this morning."

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« Dec 14, 2015 1:54:14 GMT -6 »
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"You're a lonely soldier about to be deployed!"

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He stands up right next to her bedroom door, pressing a nonexistent button on the wall beside it. He waits a moment then presses it again. Then does so a few times frantically!

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« Dec 14, 2015 2:03:01 GMT -6 »
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"Is it not working?" she asks rather normally and standing casually.

After a second she chuckles.

"Wait! Let me start over! Embarrassment. I forgot."

She clears her throat then starts pretending to try and cover herself!

"IS IT NOT WORKING?! oh my GOODNESS I need to get back to my room!"

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« Dec 14, 2015 2:10:46 GMT -6 via the ProBoards App »
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"Yeah, I'm afraid it's-" he turns and looks at her, feinting shock!

"Oh, my..." He clears his own throat as he pretends not to look, but side eyes her.

"I'd love to oblige m'am, but we're stuck here. Last night on American soil, at least I'm stuck with a beaut like you."

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« Dec 14, 2015 2:20:27 GMT -6 »
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She pretends to blush, putting a hand on her cheek!

"Oh what a charming man! And one in a uniform at that!"

She fans herself.

"It's not the worst way to die!"

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