« Prev 1 2 3 Next » Reply Share Thread Facebook Twitter Tumblr LinkedIn MySpace Email Go to Previous Thread Next Thread Please make a selection first Author Topic: Gun Care (open) (Read 505 times) Fredegund Morency Agent Intelligence [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 595 Gun Care (open) « Nov 12, 2015 20:37:11 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Flip. Fredegund turns the page to her textbook before putting another rabbit sticker onto her newest companion, simply referred to as Gun for the time being. A companion acquired from careful negotiation with Silas, whom found the standard issue rifle from the Chthonic Empire. Said Gun, who's only once been referred to a Rooty-Tooty Point 'n' Shooty, is adorned with stickers of kittens made of bread, plump bunnies, and fat sheep. To help set it/him apart from other rifles Fred may encounter in the future, she reasoned. The gun sits on Fred's lap as she wonders how on earth is she going to keep this gun happy enough to augment its abilities, as promised. She looks around from the grassy hill she's seated on. She can't imagine when she'll get the opportunity to use it on someone. She can't just open fire on random classmates, agents, and peers. She's not sure if she should just carry the gun everywhere in case of a serendipitous occasion. Would this rifle work on robots if she brought it into the Tutorial? She sighs... Unlike the fossil in her pocket, who was happy enough to simply speak its mind when the time felt right, the gun had a purpose to fulfill, much like how a pet would have needs. Such a responsibility. Back to Top   "May those who accept their fate be granted happiness. May those who defy their fate be granted glory." Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,586 Gun Care (open) « Nov 12, 2015 20:41:43 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "I feel... so undervalued..." The gun sounds depressed. Back to Top   Fredegund Morency Agent Intelligence [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 595 Gun Care (open) « Nov 12, 2015 20:45:34 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Because of the stickers or disuse? I already explained why I'm putting stickers on you." The casual observer would only hear Fred speaking, between the two. Back to Top   "May those who accept their fate be granted happiness. May those who defy their fate be granted glory." Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,586 Gun Care (open) « Nov 12, 2015 20:52:53 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Both." It sounds exasperated! "I can't believe you want to cover up my marvelous design. Other guns would kill to get this shiny, and now I'm going to get all sticky." Back to Top   Fredegund Morency Agent Intelligence [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 595 Gun Care (open) « Nov 12, 2015 21:36:15 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Fred sighs. "It's easy to clean off sticker adhesive, but how would I identify you then? How am I supposed to tie a ribbon onto you? What if another rifle has your voice?" She lifts the rifle and looks under and around it. Back to Top   "May those who accept their fate be granted happiness. May those who defy their fate be granted glory." Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,586 Gun Care (open) « Nov 12, 2015 21:38:57 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "HOW COULD YOU NOT RECOGNIZE ME? I'M ME!" It sounds outraged! The gun has a small scratch on its handle from when it had fallen from its former wielder's hands. Back to Top   Fredegund Morency Agent Intelligence [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 595 Gun Care (open) « Nov 12, 2015 23:55:54 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Such a tiny scratch. She bets other guns have similar scratches. "Now now... No need to shout. I simply haven't been with you long enough to know you inside and out. I don't think you can work on robots... Otherwise, I'd gladly take you out to shoot those." Back to Top   "May those who accept their fate be granted happiness. May those who defy their fate be granted glory." Daniel Bradshaw Student Paradigm Student [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Posts: 222 Gun Care (open) « Nov 12, 2015 23:59:06 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Uh....you okay?" What...did Dan walk in on? Someone...sweet talking their weapon? This place was getting weirder by the day... Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,586 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 0:00:50 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Are you kidding? My second setting will put a hole right thr-" He's cut off by the new arrival. "OR WE CAN SHOOT HIM!" Back to Top   Fredegund Morency Agent Intelligence [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 595 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 0:12:07 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Fred looks up from the rifle at Dan. In a moment of self-consciousness, she blushes. "I can explain. It's my ability. I can talk to all sorts of things. Like this gun." She looks down at it. Then back up at Dan. "You don't want to know what he just said." Back to Top   "May those who accept their fate be granted happiness. May those who defy their fate be granted glory." Daniel Bradshaw Student Paradigm Student [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Posts: 222 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 0:13:42 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Dan blinked. Her power....to...talk to things? Wait things are conscious? "A-actually I kinda do. You talk to things?" That....would be a weird thing to have. But at least....it wouldn't hurt anyone. He would come over to look down at the gun. "Is it still talking?" Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,586 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 0:15:16 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Look, he's so innocent. So unassuming." ... "Wouldn't it be funny to see him spasm on the grass?" Back to Top   Fredegund Morency Agent Intelligence [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 595 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 0:24:04 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Yes, it's... He's still talking..." How do we not creep him out. "He says you're... Trustful. And thinks it would be funny if you flailed around on the grass." Back to Top   "May those who accept their fate be granted happiness. May those who defy their fate be granted glory." Daniel Bradshaw Student Paradigm Student [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Posts: 222 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 0:26:03 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Dan blinked at it. Then stared at her. "It...wants to see my flail on the grass?" ....... Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,586 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 0:27:34 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Don't tell him that!" Wait. "....ohhhh, you want him scared first. I had no idea you had it in you." Back to Top   Fredegund Morency Agent Intelligence [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 595 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 0:36:58 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top She facepalms. "It has a sense of humor." A sadistic one. Back to Top   "May those who accept their fate be granted happiness. May those who defy their fate be granted glory." Daniel Bradshaw Student Paradigm Student [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Posts: 222 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 0:38:57 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top He would clear his throat. "Okay..." He would move over to her and offer a handshake. "I'm uh....Dan." And please keep your gun away from me. Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,586 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 0:47:31 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Look how scared he is. Don't you want to just... beat it out of him?" Back to Top   Fredegund Morency Agent Intelligence [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 595 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 0:55:41 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top She reaches out to shake Dan's hand. "I'm Fredegund. Pleased to meet you, Dan. Sorry for making you uncomfortable. I'm trying to figure out how to help this gun fulfill its purpose. He's been feeling depressed." If Gun knew enough history to know who Fredegund was named after... Oh Gun. She looks back down at the rifle. The adorable-sticker-clad rifle. "So apparently, you CAN be effective on the robots in the Tutorial?" Back to Top   "May those who accept their fate be granted happiness. May those who defy their fate be granted glory." Daniel Bradshaw Student Paradigm Student [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Posts: 222 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 0:59:40 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Dan would nod. "Right.....sounds french." He would look down at the rifle and crouch. "Do uh....things just talk to you out of thin air? Or do you gotta like...y'know, abra kadabra or whatever?" Back to Top   Jack Makaila Moderator Director of Terror [color=limegreen]I'm your daddy.[/color] [send pm] Joined: March 2011 Posts: 21,586 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 1:01:49 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top The only history Gun knows is its own. "Those robots are nothin' compared to me. I'm the real deal, you're lucky to have me." If it had eyes, it'd be staring at Dan. "...he's too close to me. Make him move." Back to Top   Fredegund Morency Agent Intelligence [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 595 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 1:31:32 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "It's French enough. Most plants, animals, and objects keep to themselves, so I just let them know I can talk to them, then they talk to me. I usually start with a hello or a how do you do. I even spoke to a ghost once. Just once though." Looks like she'll be checking out the Tutorial and the 2nd setting later then. "He says you're a bit to close to him." Back to Top   "May those who accept their fate be granted happiness. May those who defy their fate be granted glory." Daniel Bradshaw Student Paradigm Student [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Posts: 222 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 1:34:19 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Oh..." He would stand up and step back. "How do you....uh...this is going to sound thick headed but how do you fight with this? I mean, I've got scars from my first week here and my ability-" He cut himself off. "It just seems difficult to use in a fight." Back to Top   Fredegund Morency Agent Intelligence [send pm] Joined: October 2015 Posts: 595 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 1:43:05 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Fred tilts her head to the side. "Talking to things, or the gun?" Back to Top   "May those who accept their fate be granted happiness. May those who defy their fate be granted glory." Daniel Bradshaw Student Paradigm Student [send pm] Joined: November 2015 Posts: 222 Gun Care (open) « Nov 13, 2015 1:51:16 GMT -6 » Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top "Well....the gun seems pretty self explanatory, freddy." He smiled slightly. "Talking to things." Back to Top   Reply Share Thread Facebook Twitter Tumblr LinkedIn MySpace Email Go to Previous Thread Next Thread Please make a selection first