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« Oct 19, 2015 0:04:12 GMT -6 »
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Arman figures someone's addressing Eyebrows, so he turns around to look for Mikey!

"Where you at, Blue Balls?!"

He's clueless.

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:07:13 GMT -6 »
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For a half a second, Rebecca pauses in her stride, not sure who is being addressed because it can't really be her. She's probably better off not dwelling on the fact.

She's getting pretty close to Arman, though. "Over here, blondie," she snaps irritably, planting her hands on her hips when they're in talking distance isntead of shouting.

"Why the heck are you putting these things up? Have you not met some of the other people on campus here?" Take that, Silas.

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:11:37 GMT -6 »
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No offense taken. Don't mind Silas over there.

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:13:25 GMT -6 »
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Arman doesn't see the importance in who else he's met! He frowns.

"Because this," he points at the face. "Is the face of an asshole. What other reason would I have?"

He's genuinely confused.

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:16:57 GMT -6 »
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Now she's staring at him like he's talking in pig latin, and her brows furrow in genuine confusion.

"How in the world did you reach that conclusion?"

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:26:11 GMT -6 »
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((Don't wait for me, assume he's just standing there unless I change!))

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:29:18 GMT -6 »
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"He kicked my puppy and hid my TV remote. He's notorious for that sort of thing."

Arman sounds completely serious.

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:37:38 GMT -6 »
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"...That is the worst euphemism I have ever heard." It kind of breaks her brain a bit, to be honest.

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:39:47 GMT -6 »
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"My puppy had a limp because of this prick."

He's riled up!

Not really.

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:42:36 GMT -6 »
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"..." She really doesn't know what to say that won't make her head hurt worse.

"So you had a fight, like a lot of guys do, and lost. And now you're spreading the fact that you're a sore loser to everyone on campus?"

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:44:42 GMT -6 »
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Silas chuckles!

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:45:39 GMT -6 »
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"Oh, no, I kicked his ass like twice!" Arman looks proud. "Blue Balls can't touch me. He's just a piece of shit, and I need everyone to know it."

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:47:14 GMT -6 »
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"Loud and clear." Silas saultes.

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:50:32 GMT -6 »
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"You make absolutely no sense." Rebecca blinks, hearing the chuckle, sort of, but not associating it with Silas. The conversation has her.

"You literally just said, 'I won, but it's not enough. Let's try to humiliate the guy but wind up making no sense in the process.'" She waves a hand - the bare one, sadly, at o ne of the posters.

"Seriously, have you met Clyde? Or anyone else? Or are you just destined to hate Mike to feed your superiority complex?" Who knows where the insult roll is coming from, because Rebecca sure doesn't.

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:50:57 GMT -6 »
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Rebecca also glares at Silas from over her shoulder at his remark. He's not helping.

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:53:44 GMT -6 »
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Arman points at Silas and gives him a thumbs-up! He doesn't know the guy, but he likes him already.

"Winning isn't everything," he shrugs. "You gotta do so much more than win. I've met a couple of folks, here and there. Fire boy? He ain't shit compared to Blue Balls. In fact-"

He pauses, suddenly curious about why someone would defend him so fervently! (Too bad Arman doesn't know what that word means.)

"Why do you care so much? He your boyfriend?"

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:56:23 GMT -6 »
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Rebecca stares at the blonde guy like he's just asked her for her phone number while wearing a blue furry suit.

"No." She scowls. "Why is it everyone thinks the moment a girl talks to a guy, it's something? He's my friend." Her glare returns, this time for Arman. "I think it's time you stop wasting ink and my time and find a better way to use yours."

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« Oct 19, 2015 0:59:27 GMT -6 »
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Silas gives a thumbs up back!

What a moron.



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« Oct 19, 2015 1:01:14 GMT -6 »
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Arman just stares at Rebecca and slaps a poster on the space next to him!

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She snatches the poster he just planted right off the wall and holds on to it, all with her bare hand. It won't take too long for him to see it rotting away, and her gaze is intense, focusing on his face the entire time as she remains silent.

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« Oct 19, 2015 1:05:20 GMT -6 »
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"Ooooooo." Silas adds for dramatic effect. He figures this guy is easy to rile up and Rebecca is easy to agitate so its two birds with one stone.

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« Oct 19, 2015 1:06:21 GMT -6 »
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He slaps another one on the same spot, unflinching!

He's got 20 more!

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Rebecca raises her brows at his audacity, ignoring Silas all but the twitch of her eyelid.

Then she goes and grabs the twenty pages in Arman's arms. It won't matter if she can't pull them free.

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« Oct 19, 2015 1:11:45 GMT -6 »
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Now it'll get good.

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« Oct 19, 2015 1:12:30 GMT -6 »
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Arman holds the posters, but her decaying touch ruins his hard work! So he lunges and tries to tackle her to the floor!

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