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« Jun 11, 2020 20:44:55 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"Ha! Good one." He gives Clarke a weird look after hearing his voice, putting his hands on his hips before walking up stairs and ignoring his show of good sportsmanship!

"Haven't lost in 100 cycles, but good one, babe." He walks upstairs!

If everyone goes upstairs, they find themselves at a flippy cup table!

"THE FIRST EVENT WILL BE FLUP CUP! YOU MUST CHUG, THEN YOU MUST FLUP YOUR CUP! FIRST TEAM TO FULLY FLUP THEIR CUP ADVANCES!"

Who lines up on the team?

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Gil is invited by alien jocks to do a kegstand! They don't say anything, but they grunt alot and wave him over!

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« Jun 11, 2020 20:47:03 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Taak cranks back an arm to wallop Tad in the Nad, but when Gil is warped out and the DJ warps in, Taak instead puts that arm around his new buddy.

Y'all heard the man, let's git 'er done!

He heads up and slaps his beer on the flippy cup table.

What the hell's this bullshit?!

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« Jun 11, 2020 20:47:28 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil looks at the jocks, back to the frat house, and back toward the ship. He really didn't care about any of this. He still didn't understand the point of this other than the other guy wanted a library card and apparently that meant everyone had to help out.

Grunting himself he'd go to the jocks to see what was up, but he wasn't planning on drinking at this point.

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« Jun 11, 2020 20:48:00 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"Let's go fuck him up so he'll stop calling me babe!" Daiyu says, apparently still cheerful as she follows on upstairs.

She'll go...second. She's already gotten lucky with winning a game she didn't understand. She won't tempt fate.

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« Jun 11, 2020 20:50:13 GMT -6 » 		Quote
What a fucking asshole.

Clarke is.... third? Somewhere that isn't first, because he doesn't know what flupping is.

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« Jun 11, 2020 20:50:39 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"Good luck with that." Sabrina joins them with a snort, taking place in line. "He calls himself 'The' Tad." You could practically hear the capital T.

She's going after Clarke. 


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« Jun 11, 2020 20:57:46 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil gets ushered over where he sees two cavemen looking guys do a keg stand. They start grunting in unison, trying to hand him the tap and ushering him to do the next one!

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These four line up in front of them!



"You Dweeboids are goin' down!"

"READY, STEADY, GO!"

Tad watches with interest!

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:01:09 GMT -6 » 		Quote
He shakes his head. He preferred to not drink.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:03:42 GMT -6 » 		Quote
On his turn, Clarke drinks, letting the liquid flow down the third tube installed in his throat that lead directly to the small container at the rear of his dress.

Then attempts to flip the cup by giving it a soft spin towards himself while dropping it, wanting to do it gently so it doesn't bounce around.
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« Jun 11, 2020 21:04:10 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Well it seemed there'd be no time to copy someone else. Daiyu would chug her drink then toss her cup at one of the fish-dudes across so it'll ricochet back onto the table.

When you don't know the rules you just throw things. It's worked before.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:05:34 GMT -6 » 		Quote
YEE HAW!

Taak slams his beer and then chucks the can at the opposition, before slamming his cup of beer and turning around, letting one of his arms flip the cup behind his back.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:06:18 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Sabrina swirls the liquid in her cup for a second, transmuting it to regular water (hopefully)! She downs the drink and attempts to flip her cup onto the table, tipping it to flip forward!
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« Jun 11, 2020 21:13:57 GMT -6 » 		Quote
They all boo him, then start cheering again as they try to persuade him to do it again!

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Something has gone wrong for Clarke. There might have been a miscalculation, but the beer doesn't go into the tube as desired, and he ends up ingesting it! Luckily, he doesn't have much effect on him. His physical coordination isn't that impressive either, as his cup falls back on his side, he fails! The OKE across from him succeeds in drinking and flupping!

Daiyu also feels relatively okay from the drink. She bounces the cup off the guys face, causing it to disrupt his flup as her cup lands, and his does not! So far its a tie for the team!

Taak doesn't feel too much of the effects of his own beer, but does feel a little woozy after chugging the second right after! Regardless, he has enough coordination to land his trick as the crowd goes crazy! The one across from him still isn't able to flip it over, now that he has a black eye from the can thrown at him!

Sabrina's cheat succeeds! No effects from her water! Her flip however, fails! Her physical coordination is also not that impressive! The OKE across from her nails it though, using his tongue to flip it with ease!

Its two to Two! Sabrina and Clarke vs the two OKE's with hurt faces! They have to go again while the rest are given celebratory drinks!

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:15:54 GMT -6 » 		Quote
He tilts his head slightly. Why boo him and then cheer? That was... odd.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:16:31 GMT -6 » 		Quote
A few grab his arms and attempt to "guide" him to it!

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:16:48 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Unfortunate.

Clarke drinks more carefully this time, and as he goes to flip the cup, he adds a small amount of clear adhesive to the bottom.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:19:21 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Taak twirls the cup on the tip of his arm and then tips it back.

How d'you play this-here game, now?

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:20:24 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Sabrina lets out a little sigh and shrugs, taking another cup for her next try.

"Alright, round two it is!" She transforms the booze into water again, but this time uses her free hand to make a little mage hand cantrip to flip the cup onto the table and stick the landing!

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:20:52 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Daiyu cheers for herself and Taak since they succeeded then takes her celebratory drink!

"Come on! FLUP THE CUP!!" she yells out inspirationally to the remaining two!

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:21:19 GMT -6 » 		Quote
He tries to bring his arms together to slam the jokes into each other.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:26:16 GMT -6 » 		Quote
A few space bitches cling to Taak's tentacles.

"You're amazing~"

Clarke still feels like it isn't working right and he drinks it again! Still, not much effect on him. However his second flip is successful! BUT SO IS HIS OPPONENT!!!

Sabrina successfully stays hydrated! And she cheats her way to flupping the cup too! Her opponent fails!

"DWEEBOIDS WIN! THEY MOVE ONTO Round 2!"

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:27:03 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil smacks the two together and they fall unconscious! Everyone has a moment of silence, then cheer! THey all headbutt each other, and then urge Gil even closer! He's almost to the keg!

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:28:03 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"There has got to be a better team name for us than Dweeboids." Daiyu remarks.

"But fuck yeah! We win!"

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:28:26 GMT -6 » 		Quote
How odd. He can't control liquid in his mouth.

Time for plan B.

Clarke takes a second to pull a syringe out from under his dress, and injects it into his leg, keeping it hidden by his clothes as he does so.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:30:37 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Sabrina has never been called a dweeboid in her life. It stings a little.

"Excellent." She grins.

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