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« Jun 11, 2020 22:16:29 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil slides into a stance of his own, arms out with his wrists pointed down. This was something he was more comfortable with.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:17:26 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"Damn." Sabrina chuckles a little and adjusts, transmuting the next cup into really watered down booze.

"You got this!" Try number two!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:21:05 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Hope you ain't 'llergic to Eitarmian DNA either!

Taak cycles the liquor through his ink-systems and tries to squirt it in an arc towards Clarke's mouth. With any luck, it's more booze than ink, but that first taste may be a bit unpleasant.

Also the chick from earlier is definitely hallucinating by now.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:22:23 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"Let's go!"

Since the next cup didn't have the spout, she tries to bite it at the sides so she can tip her head sideways and let the liquid pour out a little at a time. Not too quickly.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:27:10 GMT -6 » 		Quote
He charges Gil, looking to grab him by the waist and lift him in the air!

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Sabrina doesn't quite transmute it the way she hoped!

Taak squirts it at Clarke! The ink ends up hitting his forehead, but then the booze streams through into his mouth! Its deemed a win! Their opponents copy what Clarke had done and they pass too!

Daiyu almost spills, but succeeds! Sabrina is now drunk!

Luckily, the other two are still fighting!

"DWEEBOIDS ADVANCE TO THE FINALS!"

The hallucinating lady kneels by Clarke's head, swirling the ink on his forehead like Rafiki to Simba.

"Not bad, babes." Tad nods with a smirk as the table is once again cleared, and CCF takes their place opposite them.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:29:04 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil moves to sidestep the big guy slamming a palm into his back with a small infusion of Chi to try and disrupt the big guy's natural flow to cause him to fall down!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:30:25 GMT -6 » 		Quote
The Brute faceplants! He tries to recover by grabbing Gil's ankle from the ground!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:31:00 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"I need to leave."

Clarke looks up at the woman, before slowly getting up.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:31:04 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"Thanks." Sabrina flashes The Tad a grin, vaguely aware that her shirt is wet from the spilled booze and not caring. She giggles again and focuses on Clarke for a second, then Daiyu and Taa'k, watching the tentacles for a moment as they moved. It was interesting.

But! Round three!

"BRING IT."

She is goign to be full of regret in the morning.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:31:25 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Hey Clarke, lookit those weirdos spittin' their drinks into each others' mouths like a couple a' grzygnogs!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:31:49 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil tries to slam his foot into the brute's wrist to keep it pinned when he grabs for him!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:33:45 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"You mean we fucking ROCKED IT!" Daiyu says, kicking the empty cups in triumph before looking at the Dweeboids.

"You guys found a name, right?!"

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:35:31 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"Right on, twiddledoot...right on." She nods at Clarke in understanding.

As the team assembles at the table, there are UFO shaped glasses about the size of a fishbowl full of booze.

"THIS IS SINGLE ELIMINATION. EACH MEMBER FACES OFF AGAINST THE OPPONENT IN FRONT OF THEM. IF UNABLE TO FINISH DRINK BEFORE THAT OF THEIR OPPONENT, THEY ARE ELIMINATED. TEAM WITH ONE OR MORE MEMBERS AT THE END WILL BE DEEMED BOOZE BATTLE CHAMPION!"

"Hope you're read to go down, Babes." Tad takes third spot. Three other CFF bros face off against whoever is 1,2, and 4th!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:39:14 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Tad, you trust-fund squid-suckin' sumbitch,

Taak jostles up to the table and curls his tendrils around the bowl. He hasn't realized he's nowhere near across the table from him.

Ah'll have you know that, at th'end of th'day... Ah'm still goin' home with all these beautiful wommin', he'll gesture out to Clarke, Daiyu, Sabrina and Gil.

And it'll be jus' yer boys an' you an' whatever y'all wanna do!

He bumps his cranium into the table.

Not that... there'sh anythin' wrong with that.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:40:22 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"You've been saying that all night, Tadpole. Hope you can deliver." Sabrina decides to go fourth, looking at her bowl of booze and attempting to transmute it into colored water, hopefully!

When it's time to drink, she's trying to transmute most of her water/booze into air to avoid drinking it!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:40:59 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"How about...the Nova Squadron?"

"...Paradox Patrol?"

"...Quantum Crusaders?"

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Gil slams his foot down, but the man is able to pull it free, causing Gil to trip!
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« Jun 11, 2020 22:41:27 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"They needed to copy us because we were too effective."

Clarke responds to Taak the first time, before he goes to sit down at the table.

He looks down at the bowl, tilting his head.

...he can totally drink this easily.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:41:55 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil tries to turn the trip into a handstand and flip back!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:44:59 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Daiyu lets Clarke go third so he can have his showdown.

"Eh, keep thinking about it." she brushes off all the options.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:47:52 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"You'll get there." Sabrina nods and gives the Dweeboids a thumbs up of encouragement.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:48:48 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"Alright babe, you'll see!" Tad replies to Sabrina before winking at Clarke!

The chant of Dweeboids start.

Sabrina's transmutation will work!

"READY, STEADY, GO!"

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Gil flips back to his feet, but he finds the guy rolled toward him and kicked at his legs!
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« Jun 11, 2020 22:50:39 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil is knocked off of his feet! But he tries to catch himself and spin his body to swing his legs back around for the big's guy's face!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:51:15 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Clarke winks.

With one eye, and then the other.

He leans down and starts drinking as fast as possible!

In fact, if one were to listen very carefully, they might hear the sound of a vacuum from inside Clarke's mouth as he sucks everything up with his tongue.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:53:01 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Taak, with all arms on the bowl, pulls himself up and splashes down into the bowl itself!

As he does, he absorbs the alcohol across his whole system instead of concentrating it all in one place, allowing it to process more efficiently!

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGH! He garbles mentally as he does so.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:53:23 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Daiyu just chugs it as quick as she can! She's gotta do it the old fashion way.

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