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« Jun 11, 2020 21:31:03 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil moves forward and holds up a hand.

"Legacy Card."

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:33:22 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Say girls, y'all wanna really get crazy, then take an ol' licky-loo on one a' them-there arms.

He'll wait for the next game with inebriated glee!

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:35:36 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"But we are Dweeboids..." the Dweeboids put their head down as they slink away from Daiyu.

Clarke feels the effect of his syringe!

One licks Taak's arms!

"THE NEXT EVENT WILL BE NO APPENDAGE CHUG-A-LUG! TEAMS MUST SPLIT INTO PAIRS, AND SUCCESSFULLY POUR THEIR ENTIRE DRINK INTO THEIR PARTNERS' MOUTHS WITHOUT THE USE OF THEIR APPENDAGES! IF SPILLED, THEY MUST START OVER WITH AN ENTIRELY NEW DRINK!"

They face off against the HSS!



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They stare at Gil, then high 5 him! They hold out drinks for him!

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:36:26 GMT -6 » 		Quote
He just narrows his eyes and tries to stare down the biggest of them!

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:39:20 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Taak can't help but chuckle at this one.

Alright ladies, he'll think to his entire team, and roll over on his back, beak open wide.

Jus' launch 'er right on in thar!

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:42:13 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"And there's nothing wrong with that." she shrugs.

"But we're not. So we need a better name! Think of one while we keep winning for you!" she demands before heading back into the game.

She stares down at Taak before looking at Clarke.

"You two pair up I guess. I'll uh. I'll go with Sabrina."

Otherwise she won't be able to concentrate.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:43:42 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"Understood."

Clarke nods, before looking down at Taak.

"You are not allergic to Terran DNA, are you?"

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:44:48 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Only one way ta find out, Doctor Sexy!

Taak wiggles on the ground.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:45:23 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"Sounds good to me." Sabrina stands next to Daiyu, shaking her head as the squid trucker happily makes himself available for more booze.

Team Girl Power.

"If we win, the name change stays," Sabrina agreed with a nod. She doubted the change would be taken seriously if there wasn't something for others to remember it by, especially when drunk.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:53:36 GMT -6 » 		Quote
The biggest guy walks over slow, handing him a glass three times larger than Gils head. He has another one in his other hand.

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"Y-yes ma'm..." The slink away again!

"READY STEADY GO!"

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:55:37 GMT -6 » 		Quote
He takes the drink and keeps staring the biggest of them down.

"Card?"

The edge in his voice implied he wanted to see it first.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:56:01 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Clarke goes to slurp up all his drink, holding it in his mouth only, before spitting it into Taak's beakhole!

Up close and very personal.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:56:37 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Sabrina looks at Daiyu.

"Want me to pour first?" She'll have to leave it as regular booze either way to ignore suspicion.

But that doesn't stop her from trying to transmute one of their oponent's booze into pee when it's time for them to pour it.

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« Jun 11, 2020 21:56:49 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"Okay! I feel fine so you do the pouring!" she says, kneeling down and getting her gob ready to CATCH THAT BOOZE.

She trusts Sabrina to figure out a way to get it in there.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:00:50 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Sabrina just grins and grabs the rim of the cup with her teeth, transmuting the rip into a tea spout on the other side to pour it directly into Daiyu's mouth!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:01:05 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil's only reply is a knock of glasses as the man narrows his eyes on him!

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Clarke spits that shit like a magnificent fountain into Taak. Taak feels even more of a buzz now! Their opponents hold their cup between their three boobs before leaning over and also pouring it! Both teams are on their second person!

Sabrina hasn't poured yet! Fortunately, she buys time as their opponents spit it out.

"BITCH YOU PEED ON ME!" She tackles her teammate.
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« Jun 11, 2020 22:01:33 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Scratch that, Sabrina does it!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:04:07 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil had traveled to a lot of places back on Earth, while he didn't know these aliens, he felt like this was an understanding at least. So he would push back his hood and chug the drink! This world was a stupid college campus, so he'd play by its rules. And if needed he'd just beat the crap out of these guys if they screwed him over.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:06:00 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil and the Brute both chug. Following that, he pulls off his clothes, staying in his briefs as two other jocks begin to oil him up. Two other jocks approach Gil with the same oil.
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« Jun 11, 2020 22:07:11 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Taak, already on his head, attempts some sick breakdance maneuvers to impress the crowd!

Nobody never treated me as special as yer treatin' me tonight, Clarke, he messages to the world as he does so.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:09:22 GMT -6 » 		Quote
Gil begrudgingly lets this happen.

He hates this place so much.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:10:31 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"I am pleased to make you feel that way."

Clarke smiles!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:12:42 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"I fully support whatever you two have going on, but you're supposed to swap and keep going, I think." Daiyu gives them the thumbs up before hopping back onto her feet.

Not to fix something that isn't broken, Daiyu just reuses the cup Sabrina transmuted and goes to pour it in her mouth the same way she had.

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:15:09 GMT -6 » 		Quote
They remove Gil and oil him up! Their touch is surprisingly refreshing!

They form a circle around the two, and the Brute takes a wrestling stance.

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The crowd cheers at Taak! Then are somewhat confused and/or aroused by his words! Its his turn to feed Clarke as their opponents get situated!

Daiyu spills! The crowd gasps! Sabrina has beer spilled on her chest and Daiyu is forced to start again! Daiyu still feels okay, but now that Sabrina has ingested some, she feels a little tipsy!

Their opponents try again, and they succeed! They go to switch places!

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« Jun 11, 2020 22:16:10 GMT -6 » 		Quote
"Oh. My mistake."

Clarke goes to lie down, the same as Taak had before, and opens his mouth wide!

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